MARSTONS MILLS – Tuesday - A lead ball was somehow propelled from a black-powder revolver before accidentally becoming lodged in a man’s right thigh.
It’s safe to say that the antique black-powder Colt revolver was loaded and ready to “go.”
The Cape Cod Times reported that John Crocker, age 43, was up bright and early “cleaning” his weapon at his 137 Audrey Lane address when things suddenly went wrong.
The gun fired a lead ball, hitting him in the leg.
The 911 call was received at about 6:30am.
Barnstable Police and COMM Fire officials responded and treated Crocker for a non-life threatening gunshot wound. He was then transported to Cape Cod Hospital.
I’m not going to pass judgment and ask "why in the world does anyone clean a loaded black-powder weapon?" I won’t go there.
I’m not going to ask if Crocker actually knew his black-powder handgun was loaded or not. I won’t go there.
I certainly am not going to ask if Crocker had been lawfully “carrying” the loaded weapon prior to deciding to clean it. I certainly won’t go there.
I refuse the temptation to even begin to wonder if the gun was actually “stored” loaded, complete with black gun powder and a lead ball. I wouldn’t want to pry.
I would never be so rude as to ask if Crocker actually took his revolver out of proper storage, loaded it, and then was dumb enough to clean it anyway. That would be an infringement on the man’s privacy.
I spoke with the police and so far there hasn’t been an official press release on the incident. And without that press release I would never be so bold as to suggest that police are not interested in pursuing charges in this “shooting.” Maybe they are, maybe they’re not, but I’m sure I’ll find out in the very near future.
So what really happened? Is this 43 year old antique gun owner so stupid as to load his revolver with a black gun powder charge right before he decided to clean it? Or was he already lawfully “carrying” the antique weapon? Remember, in Massachusetts it is illegal to store a loaded handgun. Or was Mr. Crocker getting ready to take a chilly morning jaunt down to the local shooting range as he loaded the weapon, forgot, then decided to clean it?
You see, everyone knows that I, myself, am not the sharpest tool in the proverbial shed, at least not always. I’m just a simple guy, with a very simple mind, and I cannot for the life of me figure out what this guy was doing by, knowingly or unknowingly, “cleaning” his LOADED cowboy-style handgun prior to 6:30 in the morning. Was he getting ready for a showdown at the Cape Cod Coral?
Did Mr. Crocker “dodge a bullet?”
Probably a poor choice of words on my part, but my simple brain keeps wondering if Crocker will be charged with something? Anything!
If the Town of Barnstable had a “Stupidity Bylaw” I personally would have been picked up on that one by now! Not that I’m always stupid – hell, even I wouldn’t be so idiotic as to clean a loaded black-powder weapon – but I can certainly plead the “fifth” on several other lesser crimes of stupidity. What can I say? I’m not perfect.
So, if Mr. Crocker was indeed lawfully handling his black-powder weapon, then one could make a reasonable assumption that he was being “JUST PLAIN STUPID.”
Also, I can guarantee you, without the slightest doubt, that the NRA will not doing a feature magazine story on this guy any time soon.
But if Crocker admits to not only being just plain stupid, but also to unlawfully storing a handgun or firing one within 500 feet of home, dwelling…. whatever? Then we should expect that Crocker will receive gun charges in the very near future.
Email me if you have any theories about this one. Spell it out for me (slowly) if you can figure out what happened.
The bottom line:
At least no one lost an eye, or worse, a life!
(Posted by Robert J. Bastille, 13 February, 2008 22:49:48)