THE ROSENBERGS HAVE LANDED: Japs offering space weddings at zero gravity

Do you take this floating woman to be your lawfully married wife?  Pull over viagra, our Jap friends are possibly onto something!

Want to take that special cosmic someone on an ‘until death do you part’ space shot?  Just fork over a measly 2.3 million US earth-bucks and you soon can be hearing wedding bells, or perhaps ‘Danger Will Robinson,’ in outerspace with your favorite earth-dwelling biped.

Freakin’ intergalactic or what! 

BREAKING NEWS: Standby as Hyannis News just received an anonymous tip about the Italians offering “Bottom of the Sea Adventure Divorces” at one third the price!

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(Did I just see an angry lobster wielding a trident in this video?) 

Click here to learn more about space nuptuals.