The following is the actual YPD press statement:
WANTED WEDNESDAY WANTED PERSON MELINDA M. SAARI
Melinda M. Saari is wanted by the Yarmouth Police Department on Arrest Warrants for her involvement in crimes in Yarmouth and other towns on Cape Cod.
Saari has a long record and is well known to Cape Cod Law Enforcement.
Her current address or location is unknown.
Anyone with information is urged to immediately contact Yarmouth Police Department at 508.775.0445 extension 0 or Detective Division Commander Michael A. Bryant at 508.775.0445 extension 2122 or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Melinda M. Saari
Age: 49 Sex: F Race: W
Height: 5’03” Weight: 135
Eyes: Blue Hair: Blonde
Drug Possession Class A Heroin (Barnstable Court)
OUI Drugs (Barnstable Court)
Marked Lanes Violation (Barnstable Court)
Operating with a Suspended Registration (Orleans Court)
Operating Uninsured Motor Vehicle (Orleans Court)