HN ON SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT: Aug. 24 – Sept. 7
PHOTO: HN Team Meeting with our favorite news mutt…
HYANNIS — FOR YOUR EYES ONLY!
For the next two weeks, HN will be redirecting all resources toward developing a series of important investigative reports.
Although many of these inquiries are classified top secret, there are a couple I can share with you here.
For example, 1. HN intends to dedicate a significant block of time solely to the careful examination of the inside of my eyelids.
And 2. Despite many online claims they are perfectly safe, HN will be doing its own comprehensive study into whether a certain popular brand of parachute hammocks will withstand the rigors of a full grown adult male in the throes of a self-inflicted reading bender… (I know it sounds rough… and it is… but one must remember this is all in the name of Science!)
I will try to be careful…
… and I wish everyone a very safe and enjoyable interim.
(NOTE: When possible, I may check in on HN now and again during this brief sabbatical… providing press releases, photos of interest, etc… )
Thank you SO MUCH for following and reading Hyannis News.
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