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UPDATE FROM THE BARNSTABLE POLICE DEPARTMENT – 11/28/2024: “39-Year-Old Marstons Mills Woman Arrested for Assault By Means of a Firearm on Two Teenagers Playing Golf”

MARSTONS MILLS, MASSACHUSETTS – According to the following BPD media statement, “on Wednesday November 27, 2024 at approximately 3:38pm Barnstable Police Officers responded to a report of a woman waving a pistol at two young men playing golf at the Olde Barnstable Fairgrounds in Marstons Mills. The victims told responding officers that as they were playing their round of golf a woman appeared from the wood line yelling at them to stay out of her yard. When the golfers responded that they were not in her yard she presented what appeared to be a black pistol, waving and pointing it at them. The golfers immediately reported the incident and responding officers shut down a portion of Race Lane while a search for the suspect was conducted.”

“The on scene investigation identified 39 year old Chrystal Lawson, of Marstons Mills, as the suspect. Officers were able to surround Lawson’s residence and have her exit the home without incident. Lawson was taken into custody at that point and a search of her residence revealed 2 rubber guns and a replica pistol magazine.”

“Lawson was transported to the Barnstable Police Department where she was booked on 2 counts of Assault by Means of a Dangerous Weapon to wit Firearm. The bail commissioner released Lawson on personal recognizance and she is scheduled to be arraigned in Barnstable District Court on Friday November 29, 2024.”

[HN NOTE: The above is based on a Barnstable Police media statement. All defendants are presumed to be innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.]

INITIAL HN “VIDEO” & REPORT:

MARSTONS MILLS, MASSACHUSETTS – [DEVELOPING] – [HN “VIDEO” NOTES] – As you will hear in the following HN “video,” at around [3:38] p.m. this afternoon – Wednesday, November 27, 2024 – Barnstable Police closed Race Lane and surrounding roadways in the area of the Old Barnstable Fairgrounds Golf Course after a woman, described over the air as having “crazy eyes,” reportedly came out of the woods and pulled a gun on two juveniles who were on the golf course. The suspect is in custody, according to radio transmissions. The following “video” highlights police emergency radio transmissions. HN will release official details as they become available… roadways were eventually reopened about an hour into the ordeal…

[HN VIDEO – PRESS PLAY]

HN NOTICE: Due to anticipated Space Weather, along with Heavenly forces beyond my control, HN may, or may not be working a slightly more abnormal, limited schedule for the remainder of the week and various parts of December, up until when our Earth, currently said to be orbiting the Sun at a speed of 67,000 MPH (or, in other words, the approximate velocity of your average idiot racing down South Street on any given Hyannis day), begins to, finally, tilt its Northern Hemisphere back toward our nearest star again (God willing), after the Winter Solstice on Saturday, December 21, 2024, at 4:19 a.m. Please make a note of it and adjust your plans accordingly – and, for the love of everything Holy, please also try to have a very safe, thankful, and splendiferous whatchamacallit.

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