*** TALES FROM THE OVERNIGHT *** Police called after random naked guy discovered outside West Yarmouth residence… [HN Photos]
WEST YARMOUTH, MASSACHUSETTS – At around 2:30 a.m. this morning, a caller from a West Yarmouth address contacted police after finding a random naked man in his yard. The naked man seemed disoriented and lost, according to the caller. An automatic sprinkler on the property is believed to have woken the naked man up, which subsequently had made his presence known to the caller inside the residence, sources say.
Yarmouth patrol officers arrived and encountered the naked man in the driveway of the residence (see above HN photo). The naked man told officers he had not taken any drugs, but that he had been drinking at a Hyannis beer garden earlier in the evening. The young man said he was from Sandwich and in his late twenties… and he had no idea how he ended up in West Yarmouth. Officers ran his information as they investigated further.
At the request of one of the officers, the naked man was kindly lent a towel to cover up with by the man who had initially called police. Officers then located the naked man’s vehicle parked nearby and ran the plates.
Upon further investigation, officers discovered that the naked man had been staying at a neighboring address with a friend. Lights came on inside the neighboring address when officers knocked. Someone eventually answered the door, and the naked man was ultimately reunited with his friend…
… and the case was then officially closed, as peace had been restored and everyone could go back to sleep.
In other West Yarmouth news from early this morning, minutes prior to the random naked man call, shortly after 2:00 a.m…
… Yarmouth Police patrol officers were dispatched to the Hyannis Marina’s Arlington Street entrance after the property’s security reported two males trying to steal something off one of the vessels. Both young males were said to be highly intoxicated. A YPD investigation eventually led to both males being arrested on B&E charges, according to police sources. No further details available at the time of this report. [HN will update with official details as they become available…]
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* NOTE: The initial details contained in the above report are based on police radio transmissions, police sources, and information on scene. All defendants are presumed to be innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.
