WICHITA, Kansas – If you’re looking for a dog to back you in a bar fight, Eddie’s your pup!
Eddie was just recently up for adoption at the Humane Society of Wichita County and here’s what they had to say about big bad Eddie on their Facebook page:
“This is Eddie, Eddie is an a$$hole. Eddie hates other dogs, he’s 17 pounds and could take on a Rottweiler and win. If Eddie had an accent, he would sound like he’s from the Bronx, wearing a wife beater t-shirt and a tattoo that says MOM on his arm. If you got into a bar fight, Eddie would back you up and take on all 5 guys, put his cigarette out on their forehead and not spilling a drop of his beer while doing it. So, if you think you are man enough to adopt him, please be our guest. We want Eddie out of here because he scares our big dogs.”
Well, just in case you thought you were “man enough” to handle a scrapper like big bad Eddie – too late – you’re SOL! (“BLEEP” Outta Luck) Eddie was adopted yesterday, just a few hours after they made the following post on Facebook.
“DON’T MESS WITH A BADASS!” That’s all you really need to know about big bad Eddie…
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[Top photo courtesy of H.S.W.C]
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