…observed out lounging on SEA-WEED that is.
HYTOWN — With warmer weather comes more impromptu opportunities to capture images of HyTown’s wildlife.
Like yesterday for instance…
But then SUDDENLY the gulls on the next rock started having a loud domestic disturbance! OH NO!!!
So I sayz, “Don’t look at me… I’m not swimming out to save you…
… that’s just ‘HyTown.’ It’s how we roll. Get use to it if you wanna hang…”
Needless to say, she wasn’t particularly happy when I told her how it really is…
Yeah, it’s like that…
(Seals… can’t live with them, can’t live without ’em…)
BUT WAIT, HERE’S THE COMPLETE VIDEO: Of me flirting with that cute seal pup from the HyTown shoreline… (And the entire affair is caught on tape! Will I ever live it down? But what you don’t see is our secrete flipper signals…)
(HN NOTE: The following video will be a bit unstable because I had to use a long lens to reach way the [Bleep] out there… and I left my tripod in the truck like some dope…)
[Press play… Select HD in the settings and enlarge player for best quality…]
And of course, in HyTown, even our wild birds have that one roommate who arrives home suddenly to start unnecessary [BLEEP].
Is there no decency left in the world?
It’s like, “DUDE, why you yelling, is that really called for?
Oh, and by the way, you have some nasty-ass rat-breath…
But no sense getting all alarmed and whatnot… we call that “HyTown Love,” because that’s all we’re really saying,
I love you…”
So, it’s all good…
Have a great Monday!
P.S. – Today’s HyTown Vignette is brought to you by Donald Fagen… [Crank it… you just might learn something… Peeessse-out.]
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