PHOTOS: Molly the balancing bluenose… plus a 3 car MVA…
Above photo: Molly the balancing bluenose demonstrates how she balances on one leg… but is it “for realz” or bluenose trickery?
Photos: Soon (May 15) the public beaches of the People’s Republic of Barnstable will be off limits to happy dogs… and today was an excellent sunny mild day to get out there and pretend you still live in a town that permits responsible dog handlers to decide where they can freely travel.
Remember when we didn’t live in such a “Nanny Town?”
Sadly we live in a society that allows illegal aliens, thugs, and drug dealers to break serious laws with impunity… but get your dog’s paws sandy during the summer and you’re toast!
I need to be careful and shouldn’t protest too much, I’ve heard the local dog catchers are “ruff!” People may get away with driving without licenses and car insurance… and drug dealers routinely laugh in the face of our “justice system…” But from what I’m told you do NOT want the long arm of our local seasoned animal control officers after you…
Besides the town law makers do magnanimously grant us dog lovers the winter months to stretch our legs with our furry best friends… we should, after all, feel grateful… shouldn’t we?
So get out there old school Cape Codders with your well behaved four legged friends! Breathe the fresh sea breeze and enjoy your town regulated sense of freedom while it lasts!
Above photo: “Eat my sand Molly… bow wow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay!”
In other news:
Police, rescue, and firefighters responded to and shut down Bearses Way near the Youth Center after a three car motor vehicle accident this afternoon…
Initially first responders were told one of the vehicles may have rolled over… a witness mentioned a Toyota pickup truck may have been on it’s side at one point, but was upright on all four wheels when things settled…
A GMC Envoy and a Ford Explorer were the other two vehicles involved…
Above photo: Hyannis Firefighter paramedic Joseph Mendes assesses the condition of one of the drivers…
There were young children at the scene, but it’s still uncertain whether they were inside one of the vehicles when the collision occurred…
There were many onlookers due to the close proximity of the busy Youth Center…
One person was transported to Cape Cod Hospital with minor injuries.
Barnstable police are investigating…
Above photo: Patrolman David Foley listens carefully and gathers statements in order to get to the heart of the matter…
2/22/2014
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