Four prowl cars investigate report of man not wearing pants…

HN NOTES – HYANNIS – Some of the first things one thinks whenever hearing reports of naked people in the downtown area this time of year are things like, “Geeze, it’s been a while…” and “My God, is it naked season already? I haven’t even had time to put the snow shovels away.”

But it looks like it’s that time of year again. * Sigh *

Four Barnstable Police prowl cars responded to the East End of Main Street this afternoon after receiving a report of a “homeless man” not wearing pants.

Apparently at least one tattletale killjoy may have thought it in poor taste and bad for commerce in the vicinity. So she picked up the phone and called in the heavies…

HN arrived on scene right as everyone apparently had pants on, including our local constabulary, who were passing the time chatting with a 57-year-old man who also seemed to be out enjoying the lovely raindrops, wearing short pants.

As time wore on, it became abundantly clear no arrests would be made… there was no need for anyone to get bent out of shape, nor was it necessary to calm anyone down by exclaiming, “Hey, keep your pants on mister!”

All pants were already on…

But stick around, it’s still early in the season. 😉

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But if nakedness is your game, let’s take a look back – shall we? – by CLICKING on this all-time HN favorite entitled, “CAUGHT ON VIDEO: Hyannis man arrested for playing golf naked in public…”