RIOT VIDEO: With HN blow-by-blow brawl breakdown and analysis…
PORTLAND, OREGON – The action was hot and heavy for angry election losers this week.
The following riot video starts off fairly ‘run-of-the-mill,’ with a chubby masked aluminum-bat-wielding “protester” hammering away at an electrical box like Johnny Hammersticks.
The door suddenly swings open, nearly clipping some pale-faced ectomorph right square in the kisser – “Ecto” appeared female, but that hasn’t been officially confirmed yet. (Feel free to check back for updates… but honestly, who really cares at this point?)
In a move which surprised most play-by-play riot commentators, Ecto steps up, taking an unexpected and seemingly righteous stand against the wanton destruction of city electrical equipment. Ecto’s noble moment ended, however, when others noticed his/her offensive deviation from all acceptable norms of riot protocol.
“This is a riot, dammit! Act accordingly!” may have been shouted amid the indiscernible Gibbon-like ape shrieks… (Click here if you don’t know what a Gibbon sounds like.)
Hammersticks especially wasn’t buying it. It was his box; he busted it open; he worked for it! Triggered, he got all up in Ecto’s face like he was about to flip shit or something…
Wait for it… and watch very carefully, as some shorty comes to Ecto’s rescue, stepping up and smartly rapping Hammersticks in the forehead with some type of flagpole.
Unphased, Hammersticks easily sent Shorty flying to the ground… while other surrounding election losers took note, also joining the fray.
Like Rock’em Sock’em Riot Robots, it was a period of anarchy, with the cops nowhere in sight!
If I had to pick, and without viewing all the footage, I’d say Hammersticks came out on top…
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11/12/2016
Robert Bastille
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