Category Archives: News
Gonzo Report: Invasion of the Gila monsters… a raid on a dog owner’s home…
[Warning: The following gonzo story is so disgusting and filthy, you may need to wash after reading it.] Imagine the shear terror of being awakened just before dawn by the clawing and hissing of several angry Gila monsters trying to … Continue reading →
SHOCK VIDEO: Barnstable ‘dogcatchers’ raid man’s home… would not tell him why… Will Augusto be run out of town?
The following video shows Barnstable Animal Control officers conducting an early morning raid on a Hyannis man’s home. The video also shows interviews which provide some of the background believed to have led up to animal control officers serving this … Continue reading →
Mavado rocks Pufferbellies on an otherwise quiet HyTown Monday night… [VIDEO]
HYANNIS – Hyannis News met and spent some time filming Mr. David Constantine Brooks of Kingston Jamaica last night at Pufferbellies. Brooks, better known by his stage name Mavado, is a well known Jamaican singer, musician, actor, and music producer. … Continue reading →
Hotel manager accused of hitting dumpster diver in face with metal pole…
HYANNIS – The manager of the Americas Best Value Inn & Suites, located at 206 Main Street, was arrested tonight for allegedly hitting a man in the face with a metal pole. At about 7:45pm, several Barnstable Patrolmen responded to … Continue reading →
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: Shaina “Shay-Lo” Lopes arrested after two days on the loose…
UPDATE 8/11/2014 1:30am: Last night at about midnight, Yarmouth Police Officer Nicholas Ambrosini of the Barnstable SCU responded to an address in Marstons Mills where he found Shaina “Shay-Lo” Lopes hiding out. Lopes had been on the loose since she … Continue reading →
Sunday “PROBLEM PROPERTY” disturbance disrupts family neighborhood… [VIDEO]
HYANNIS – Four Barnstable squad cars rushed to 149A Sea Street for a report of a fight involving several combatants. People scattered as patrols made their way through Sunday traffic. According to sources on scene, the incident started when a … Continue reading →
CNN POLL: Trust in government at all-time low…
Men left fish guts on shopkeeper’s doorstep… [Review of this week’s photos]
HYANNIS – Police responded to the Five Below store near Kmart at about 6pm yesterday after a shopkeeper discovered four men had just left fish guts on her doorstep. According to sources, the four men had somehow obtained a quantity … Continue reading →
GONZO REPORT: The Dairy Farm Slayings… [Updated, edited…]
NOTE: As editor of Hyannis News I must warn my readers that what you are about to read is the work of reckless clowns. I affectionately refer to them as the “Hyannis News Gonzo Team,” since they loosely remind … Continue reading →
VIOLATION OF PUBLIC TRUST: Judge, sheriff, chief magistrate, and county prosecuter get prison time… judge also tried to frame husband of woman he was having affair with…
08/05/14 In the run-up to the 2012 primary elections in Mingo County, West Virginia, a group of officials adopted a campaign slogan to promote their political slate: Team Mingo. But the judge, sheriff, and county prosecuting attorney who were … Continue reading →